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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Chinese Joke

老师问学生: 人生自古谁无死。。。。你接下一句!
学生答: 人生自古谁无屎，有谁大便不用纸!
老师很生气，叫学生罚站。
下一年，老师又问回学生同样的问题。。。。这时学生聪明了
他答: 人生自古谁无屎，谁能大便不用纸。军人不用卫生纸，除非你是用手指。老师很火大，有叫学生罚站这时老师又出多一个题目，上天下雪不下雨，雪到地上变成雨。变成雨时多麻烦，为何当初不下雨。。。。
学生又回答老师: 老师吃饭不吃屎, 饭到肚子时变成屎。变成屎时多麻烦，为何当初不吃屎。
就这样，老师当场晕倒。HaHa, 很好笑吧?

English Joke

When sadness fills ur heart & when tears flow from ur eyes,just let me noe. i wan 2 be there 4 u bcoz...

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